Ironic by Alanis Morisette Capo -- 4th fret D G D Em An old man turned ninety-eight D G D Em He won the lottery and died the next day D G D Em It´s a black fly in your Chardonnay D G D Em It´s a death row pardon two minutes too late D G D Em Isn´t it ironic ... don´t you think Chorus: D G D Em It´s like rain on your wedding day D G D Em It´s a free ride when you´ve already paid D G D Em It´s the good advice that you just didn´t take F C D Who would´ve thought ... it figures D G D Em Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly D G D Em He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye D G D Em He waited his whole damn life to take that flight D G And as the plane crashed down he thought D Em " Well isn´t this nice ... " D G D Em And isn´t it ironic ... don´t you think Chorus: D G D Em It´s like rain on your wedding day D G D Em It´s a free ride when you´ve already paid D G D Em It´s the good advice that you just didn´t take F C D Who would´ve thought ... it figures Cmaj7 D Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Cmaj7 D When you think everything´s okay and everything´s going right Cmaj7 D And life has a funny way of helping you out when Cmaj7 You think everything´s gone wrong and everything blows up D In your face D G D Em A traffic jam when you´re already late D G D Em A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break D G D Em It´s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife D G It´s meeting the man of my dreams D Em And then meeting his beautiful wife D G D Em And isn´t it ironic ... don´t you think D G D Em A little too ironic ... and yeah I really do think ... Chorus: D G D Em It´s like rain on your wedding day D G D Em It´s a free ride when you´ve already paid D G D Em It´s the good advice that you just didn´t take F C D Who would´ve thought ... it figures Cmaj7 D Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Cmaj7 D Cmaj7 Life has a funny, funny way --- of helping you out Helping you out